November 7, 2009
…BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT. DON’T LIE TO ME, YOU WERE THINKING IT TOO.

…BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT. DON’T LIE TO ME, YOU WERE THINKING IT TOO.

September 29, 2009

after talking about twatlight...

  • @kibums: SAY IT. SAY IT OUT LOUD.
  • @twirlynao: ICE CREAM CAKE.
September 11, 2009
o deer of the month: 09/09

o deer of the month: 09/09

September 1, 2009

this > the actual movie

August 26, 2009
  • (609): You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
  • (1-609): Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.

kēbŭms; just my brand of douchebaggery